mardi 26 février 2008

Poor ken...

Ken livingstone ( Red-Ken), is to be sued by Porsche in order to ban his plan for increasing congestion charge to 25 £ in the center of London. So a big war is preparing ...

Red-Ken has already more enemies ( Tony Blair , Boris Johnson...) now he stands up to industries ! As a game, he's playing with a lot of people, but will he be able to take up this challenge ??

Either he will win the trial with difficulties , or he loses it and his money with .

Even if he ruins faster than his shadow, he will get into difficulties to beat a big industrie.
Finally, his list of enemies will extend ...

Boris finds everything!

Mr Boris Johnson saidon feb. 10th that he would like to build a new airport on an artificial island Thames estuary. For him, the current biggest airport of London which has been built in 1943 in Heathrow should be switched in the estuary.
This proposition doesn't please to everybody. Indeed the cost would be about 11billion£, furthermore this 3rd airport would add other polutions, remember what Boris said in the past: "I will support the Low Emission Zone to improve air quality". This project has already been rejected in 2005 and the transport department said it has no plans to reconsider its veto on the estuary.
In this case Boris has to be elected if he wants to build this new airport.
Lee Jasper: the end.

The 21 february, Mr Lee Jasper, the henchman of Ken Levingstone, has been suspended.
Indeed, he's been suspected of fraud about six organisations run by Jasper's friends or associates Scotlandyard has investigated for 3 months on this polemical subject.
However, no clues have been founded so, Mr Jasper is free now!

mardi 5 février 2008

One more charge for London's people!

Indeed Ken Livingstone has decided on the 4 february to add an other charge. Remember, there is already a charge for the centre of the city (8£), and there may be an other later about trains... The new one just concerns over 12,500 vehicles (4*4), 120,000 lorries and some buses that are polluting vehicles.
Incriminated people have to pay a charge of 200£ to enter London. (Electors, I love you!)

Therefore, he's been photographed so proudly in front of a big hoarding with a wonderful slogan: " the low emission zone, cleaner air greater London". He did it in order to integrate London into the European norm about pollution. So he promised to diminish pollution emissions.
Furthermore he would like to control speed with GPS.

Boris Johnson has answered:"the most punitive, draconian fining regime in the whole of Europe".
He added he prefers american politic about pollution.


Damien
Adrien
Paul

mardi 29 janvier 2008

Lee Jasper in a conflict of interest

This conflict concern Lee Jasper , a colaborator of K. Levingstone, and his old firm: African Caribbean Positive Image Foundation, which he's been the director. The society was accusated of missues because they've loaned 18,000£ of public money to a Ethnic mutual in October 2007. He gets defend by accusation to the actual director of the ACPIF, Emerson Braithwaite, he said he didnt know anything about this transaction.
Furthermore L. Jasper's right hand, Rosemary Emodi, has illegaly used public money for private political during a freebie trip to Nigeria.
These polemics could have negatives effects on K. Levingstone's electoral campaign.

mardi 8 janvier 2008

Holy Ken and Brutus Boris


Drôle de coincidence , quand Ken parle, un halo lumineux se forme au dessus de sa tête, pendant que Boris essaye tant bien que mal à remettre son dentier en place .
Après " Laurel et Hardi " , " Boris et Ken" prochain blockbuster en vogue !

mardi 4 décembre 2007

Boris apprenti poète!

Alors que l'actualité politique londonienne est réduite au néant, boris johnson nous offre une petite surprise en publiant un receuil de poèmes pour enfants,intitulé " The perils of the pushy parents"(les dangers des parents agressifs).
Nous découvrons donc une facette que le petit bozzo nous avait bien caché:nous connaissions déjà ses talents(!) d'orateur,son sens de l'humour unique et plein de finesse,mais jamais encore Boris ne nous avait dévoilé sa sensibilité poétique!Nous allons donc publier une traduction non officielle de petits extraits de son oeuvre afin d'en avoir un petit aperçu...!

Regarde les,lecteur,et désespère
leurs yeux dans le vague et leur regard vitreux
cet ancien couple dynamique
dans un double fauteuil roulant

ou encore

Chaque enfant est un humain en devenir
et pas un morceau de pâte à modeler
très chers parents,laissez moi vous montrer
si vos enfants sont accros à la télé
dites leur ok c'est pas la mort
vous pouvez la regarder un peu
si vous lisez aussi!

Bref,le livre indispensable pour tous les parents qui se posent des questions sur les relations qu'ont leurs enfants avec la télévision!
source:http://books.guardian.co.uk/poetry/features/0,,2208217,00.html